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Welcome To The Wonderful World Of The Immortal Adventures Of Xavier Roberts

I descended into the pool of immortality in ancient Babylonia several thousands of years ago. I breathed in it's cool hyper-oxygenated waters as it permeated every cell in my body imbuing eternal life upon me. My genetics altered affording me enhanced abilities far beyond that of mortal men. Today I walk among you helping out where I can yet I belong nowhere as I walk the perpetual path of truth, justice, and knowledge.

In 2008 by chance or maybe by grand design I cross paths with a being like myself who bathed, breathed, and drank of the sacred pool of immortality whose origins were rumored to be in the Garden Of Eden. She was a female of exquisite beauty who traveled around the Earth countless times helping others just I have. We discovered each other when each of us thought the other was evil. Within seconds of fighting we knew we had found something unique. Another of our kind. The anger of battle soon turned into lust for each others super human loins. As we voraciously kissed each other we began to realize that we could read each others thoughts and memories. It only fueled our passions even more as we literally tore away our clothing. Somehow being so intimate caused some type of latent powers of the mind to be activated. As our naked bodies pressed against each other yearning to be ever closer still we both felt as if the world was fading away around us and there was nothing left but us. In the magical moment we thought it was the sweet sexual ecstasy but once we came to the most mind blowing orgasms ever experienced by anyone on Earth we knew something more had happened. We rested against a rock and held each other laughing at all the tattered rags before us that once were our clothing as we looked out over a lake.....that was not there before. It had been a dry field and somehow the air smelled so beyond fresh. As fresh as it had all those thousands of years ago when I first became immortal. Suddenly a large pterosaur flew past us screeching loudly. We both looked at each other shockingly. Neither of us had been shocked for centuries but then again we never traveled through time before.

As we surveyed the prehistoric landscape around us in awe we came to realize that we stood at the cusp of amazing possibilities with are apparent manipulation of times stubborn arrow. We walked about naked holding hands and batting away attacking animals knowing that they all had to become extinct someday in order for humankind to rise. What surprised us the most were the eclectic colors of the various reptiles. A plethora of colors spanning the entire rainbow that reminded us of modern times including neon and fluorescent like tints. Suddenly our connected minds came up with the same thought at the same time. If we could travel the fourth dimension then would it not stand to reason that we would be masters of the third? In other words theoretically we should be able to fly. We both ran so fast that everything around us became a blur and we leapt up as high as we could. Our hands slipped away with the heavens approaching us. The golden rays of the sun basked upon us as white fluffy clouds wafted around us. Soon we began leveling out and realized we were flying. Just by thinking about it we increased our speed and direction. We raced about the sky with glee laughing in delight as we passed each other every so often. We finally flew together and grasped our hands together again. As we flew through a large cloud water vapor collected on us and for some reason we became re-aroused and began making love in the middle of the prehistoric sky. We truly were King and Queen of the mile high club. Our moans of ecstasy were so loud that it scared away all manner of flying creatures insuring our undivided attention to each others needs. As I gazed into her beautiful emerald eyes I knew they saw centuries of heaven and hell on Earth. We stopped moving and realized we were now merely levitating. Our mastery of flight was complete as she rode my loins like a cow girl so high in the sunny sky......


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