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UPDATE: Friday, April 11, 2008 08:13:02 PM -  This page was created years before Hilary ever ran for President so our prediction is on it's way to being a reality so far.  Odds are slim she'd choose her husband for VP.  But like the link said this all happened in an alternative Universe.

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION OF 2008

The Predator Pack Ticket vs The Absolute Unforgiven Power Ticket vs The Billary Ticket

The Terminator - Oh yeah I gonna terminate duh wasteful spending. VS

The Cowboy - Go ahead make my day and lets clean up this cess pool

VS One Half Of The Billary Duo - Elect me and wait for my wardrobe malfunction.
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger Former Mayor Clint Eastwood Senator Hillary Clinton
Republican Candidate

Libertarian Candidate

Democratic Candidate

VICE-PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES OF 2008

The Wrestler - I'll beat the hell ouf of every damn Congressman who doesn't agree with me and Arnie!

VS

The Actor - I've played Presidents.  How hard can it be really?

VS

The Other Half Of The Billary Duo - Please let me feel your pain again.
Former Governor Jesse Ventura Actor Gene Hackman Former President Bill Clinton

Finally a third party with real differing views gets a real shot at the White House.

Bill Clinton would have to pull double duty as the First Gentleman, and the Vice-President. 

Schwarzenegger gets into race after an 11th hour change to the Constitution by Republicans.

Ventura joins the Republicans after his Predator buddy Arnold gives him a box of Cuban cigars.

 

Coming Soon The Election Of 2012!


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