We are unable to deliver to Antarctica due to penguins attacking the Fedex deliverymen and stealing the nachos. We apologize to all scientists and explorers at the South Pole and are working around the clock to solve this pressing issue. Currently international animal rights laws prevent us from taking action when a theft is attempted so we are helpless in this regard. We hope to regain true global delivery status no later than 2012. Hopefully before the end of the world on December 21st.
Extraterrestrial delivery available soon! No longer will being aboard the space shuttle limit your ability to get hot nachos! Aliens welcome! Don't let your flying saucer sky lurking and human abductions and experimentations stand in the way of your nacho enjoyment.
Please Allow Between 15 Minutes-8 Weeks For Delivery Depending On Your Geographic Location. If your mobile then be sure to keep your cell phone on so that we may use the secret government chip in it to track your location. Those climbing at high altitudes in the Himalayas may expect a delay in delivery. If your located in a prison facility that does not allow deliveries then please rest assured that our extensive criminal contacts will indeed cause your nachos to appear in your cell. We are located in Woodland Springs, Colorado so if you live here or within a 100 mile radius then our Nacho Hut Deliverymen will personally deliver your order. All other customers will receive a Fedex tracking number so that you may anticipate when your Nachos will arrive.
HAPPY EATING!!!!!! NACHOS ROCK!!!!!!!
Nominal Delivery Charge Of Between $0 - $899 Will Be Billed To Your Account. Once an order is placed it cannot be reverses and you will be legally responsible for all charges incurred. Should you not be satisfies with your nachos then you may return them to us at your own expense for a full refund minus the delivery charge.
