THE BIG FUCKA!

You are all excited as you shed your clothes hastily in anticipation of your first trip to a nude beach. Nudity has been very sparse for you, and you salivate at the thought of finally seeing live naked hot chicks within feet of you. As you approach the beach fully naked, you don't even realize you have a hard on. It seems no one is here, but then you spot some skin in the distance. As you run towards it. You see that luck is not on your side this day sir! It appears to be one monstrous fat fuck! She says,"So I see your happy to see me. ". You realize your dick is fully extended, and that no one else is around. She all sudden charges you and pins you to the ground with all 425 pounds of her gigantor flesh and rides your helpless cock. The sad thing is that once she let out her last orgasmic elephant roar, bounced off, you realized that you enjoyed it while it was happening, but now you feel totally sick. The horrific image will now live with you in infamy for all time.  You really shouldn't have gone without sex for a year.  Next time just bed the first decent looking ho that comes along so you won't be vulnerable to this horrific crap that will surely traumatize you for all eternity!