ALABAMA PUPPY FART

The greatest motion picture of our times coming out this summer is the love story of a retard named Corky (Played By Chris Burke) and a good time girl named Clorette (Played By Reese Witherspoon).  They both come together while volunteering at a local shelter for puppies abandoned by their owners due to the production of excess gas.  You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll even gag a little.