OUR NEW LORD IS THE ALMIGHTY CREDIT REPORT

The Credit Report Is The Real Anti-Christ. The Beast.  666!

These days you can't even take a piss without a credit check.  People and businesses have become so brainwashed that this is now the "report card" for a person's entire life.  I swear the credit report is becoming the anti-christ (666).  If you have even one bad thing on this crap report you can't get a decent job, buy a home, rent a place (even a low rent dump), get a car, get a bank account, phone service, electricity, get a picky date (some bitches actually do credit checks!), take a shit and the list goes on.  Hey Einstein's why not look at what counts.  If its a job then check with their former employers, DUH!  Some people just aren't good with money.  It doesn't mean that their going to be a bad employee.  Maybe their trying to get their act together and need a new job that pays more.  If its renting a place then check with former landlords, DUH!   Maybe someone doesn't care about paying a stupid credit card or something else for some company far away but odds are a person is going to pay their rent so they don't have to worry about losing their home, DUH!   I love these people who have had ads in the paper for months on end say "Good Credit Only" and its a $350-$450 a month shit hole.  Are they just jackasses or is it me?  Their flushing thousands of dollars down the toilet for some delusional fantasy.  What are the odds that someone with good credit is going to live in a $350 a month shit pit.  The day is coming when this report will be our Lord and you won't even be able to buy and sell unless it's perfect.  Just like in the Bible folks.  Its mark will be forced on us in the form of an embedded credit report chip. Outlaw the almighty credit report now before its to late!

And just to add to the job thing what's with all the other checks.  The criminal history check I can understand.  After all who wants to work with a pervert or a homicidal maniac.  But what's with checking for traffic tickets.  Who hasn't gotten one of those?  How do they think that's going to affect how they do their job?  And off course the piss test.  If someone was doing drugs wouldn't they just stop so as to clear the piss test and then start up again later, DUH!  Is everyone just a bunch of dumb stupid brainwashed robots that think reports are the almighty.  Do they actually pass up top flight employees because the reports aren't perfect.  Every aspect of everyone life must somehow be perfect now.  You've got to be kidding me.  Soon you won't even be able to get a job scrubbing toilets at McDonalds.  What a bunch of dumb morons!

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